Category: satire

Efficiency Drives in Government - why nothing improves

August 18, 2010 by George Fripley

You may have noticed that the government rarely seems to change. Sure, politicians change every now and then, but the system does not. There are always protocols and processes that industry and members of the public need to go through before they get approvals, permits etc.    Read more

The 5 Paradigms of Government

August 12, 2010 by George Fripley

The mysteries of government processes have often confused those not privileged to work within these well-developed structures. Now this is all about to change. A secret file, discovered by when it was left on train last week, outlines the five paradigms by which all governments are run.    Read more

The link between dark matter and government

April 29, 2010 by George Fripley

The search for dark matter has occupied the minds of many of the brightest scientists in the world. They can’t see it and are continually searching for signs of its existence. In a surprising development progress on this area of research has come, not from the geophysical or astronomical community, but from a collaboration between medical social scientists.     Read more

The real Politician's Prayer revealed

April 15, 2010 by George Fripley

Many of you out there may be unaware that there is a secret politician’s prayer that is said, usually very quietly on most days when Parliament is sitting. I understand it is said out loud by the Prime Minister at the beginning of every Cabinet meeting, and there is arumour that it has spread across the Atlantic to Washington.

The Official Government Prayer

Our government, somehow elected    Read more

Obama Googles Jesus: SuperNews!

December 16, 2009 by Supernews

The Hipsters encounter the raddest dude of all, Google finds the best way to literally go through your sh*t, Dennis Miller '89 "master-debates" Dennis Miller '09, TMZ takes on Jesus, the First Family is in a rut, and Obama awkwardly accepts the Nobel Peace Prize.     Read more