I live in the great city of New York and riding the subway system is an everyday occurrence for me. Traditionally I ride the train with my head in my Nook Color, but over the past three days something has been on my mind. I find myself thinking about what the world would be like if we didn’t wear clothes. Yes people, how different would the world be if we were naked 100% of the time.
My first idea came quickly. Crime would be at an all time low. There’s nothing more embarrassing then being arrested with no clothes. But seriously, I think the world would be a better place if we were all naked. War would be a thing of the past. Miss America contestants who wish for world peace could just wish for a naked world. How easy is that? People like Kim Jong-Il couldn't and shouldn't become President in a naked world.
Sure we would see things that would make us vomit in our mouths from time to time. But hey, world peace is a worthy price to pay. Moving on to smaller benefits. I think a naked world will end traditional work place sexual harassment. I know, I know, how could that be? Your thinking to yourself right now, "being naked would just make it worst". Just follow me for a second. Men who normally harass women in the work place mask their lack of, how should I say this “endowment” by being overly sexually aggressive with female employees. In a naked world women would be able to identify these men from a mile away. Literally a mile away. That’s said, sexual harassment by women in the work place would be at an all time high in a naked world. Why you ask, just take my word for it!
So what do you think? How different would the world be if we were naked 100% of the time? Please leave me a comment.